It’s been a hard last couple of days for the ol’ Big Dick Ryder.

I can’t believe what’s going on with my Sandy Bullock. As one of my Hollywood girlfriends (you know Drew Barrymore is the other), I can’t help but be angry for her.

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Earlier this week, Sandra Bullock’s performance in All About Steve was nominated for a Razzie, and rightly so. The Razzie’s honour the worst films of the year. Well she attended the Razzies and won. Know what other awards she attended and won? The Oscars! Christ I shoulda made a bet! The odds weren’t in her favour. She was up against that Oscar whore Streep for Chrissake! It was a hundred to one shot but Sandra Bullock, won the Best Actress Oscar for her performance in The Blind Side! I hope Mo’Nique doesn’t cut her.