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Bieber? I hardly know her!


Am I the only person who is sick to death of Justin Bieber? I just find him annoying. He can’t sing now, and when his balls finally drop, he won’t be able to sing then either. I know I shouldn’t bash Canadian artists, but I’m tired of this kid being shoved down our throats by his record label. CP24 the other day had a news flash headline about him coming to Toronto. Is that news these days? I log onto YouTube and all of the top videos are of Justin Bieber. Clearly the space was purchased by his management.

This leads to Heroine Marks’ Mild Inconvenience of the Day: Justin Bieber

You offer no contribution to the music industry, and the fact that Ludacris is featured in one of your songs makes me judge him for being a sellout. What’s sick is that I have friends who think he is hot. EEEWWWWWWW! Jailbait! Justin, I don’t know who is incharge of your image, but you look like any lesbian standing outside of Slack’s on a Friday or Saturday night. You’re not tough nor have street cred. Oh, and please pull up your pants! Think of them as diapers, which I’m sure you just stopped using 4 years ago.

 What I love is the fact that there is now a blog dedicated to comparing pictures of Bieber to pictures of lesbians. Too much fun. If you haven’t seen it, check it out by clicking here .

That’s all for one day. I’m all Biebered out.

Until next time…

With love and venom,

Heroine Marks

xoxo

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I miss coffee day 5 & old lesbians


A pot to a pot and a half of coffee a day just cannot be a good thing, even when it’s half regular and half decaf. In an effort to reduce my caffeine intake I started mixing the two.

However, ongoing and easily triggered anxiety attacks made me look at all avenues of reducing the feeling of waiting to go on stage to give a talk.

Then I clued into the fact that once a couple weeks ago I forgot to take the tiny dose of an antidpressant with sedative qualities I actually woke up at a decent time.

It was time to make some changes to stop being a d-list Judy Garland and I stopped all coffee (but some tea) and reduced the night time drug by half. My sleep was fucked, but I was up by 8 am. That was nice.

Last night prior to heading to bed to toss and turn for quite some time I watched my nightly dose of The Daily Show and they were doing a send up of one of the Republican senators grilling Sotomayor for the Supreme Court.

Apparently he ended up on this site, “Men who look like old lesbians” I laughed when I saw Al Frankin on there.

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