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EDDIE STONE :: My Pauly D. Crush


SMITTEN :: We all have our guilty pleasures. Mine is Pauly D. Don’t pretend like you don’t know who I’m talking about. Jersey Shore is a cultural phenomenon whether you like it or not. How did it become such a phenomenon when most of the people I talk to hate it? Is it that they are simply hiding a secret. A secret love affair for one of the trashiest shows on the air!

There is a lot of power in keeping a guilty secret. Fact is, when you hide something from others, your attachment to it only grows! Like the attachment I feel for Pauly!

At first glance, the cast of Jersey Shore look like they are all the same person. But they are as individual as snow flakes; well, they aren’t clones of each other anyway.

Of the guys on the show, Pauly is by far my favourite. Always smiling, always joking, everyone’s friend with not a care in the world, Pauly is sunshine wrapped in overly tanned skin and topped with helmet hair.

Too many tattoos, eyebrows too manicured and obviously too tanned, this guy is too much on all levels, and it’s great!

Most endearing to me is his bromance with fellow co-star Vinny. Watching these two together is heaven! Two guys, loving each others company, totally connected and always there for each other. What could be better?

So, when I heard that Pauly was going to be in Toronto on February 8th at the Sound Academy, I knew I had to be there! I pulled some strings and have some tickets to give away. Enter here to hang with me, get whisked to the Sound Academy in a limo courtesy of A Celebrity Limousine and see DJ Pauly D doing his thing live!

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EDDIE STONE :: High On The Holiday


SPOOKY :: This is it! The stage is set and I’m ready for my grand entrance. It’s my favourite time of year. It’s Halloween! Over the weekend I carved three pumpkins. One was from a lumiere pumpkin, a Victorian bird cage complete with black bird inside.  The second is a candy barfing crazy pants pumpkin.  And the third decided to dress up as a mummy!

Eddie Stone gives good carving / Image: Shaun Proulx Media

But the most fun I have for Halloween is of course, dressing up. If the occasion calls for it, I’m in full costume (although sometimes this is so even when it doesn’t call for it). If a party has a theme, I’m there.  If a night has a dress code, I’m first to be dressed.  And so, every Halloween I drag my friends and force my husband to dress up and hit the town.

Two years ago for the AIDS Committee of Toronto’s mega fundraiser ‘Fashion Scares’ I went as a 17th century aristocrat.  Later that month for Halloween I was The Queen of Hearts from Tim Burton‘s Alice in Wonderland.  And last year I crafted a paper mache headpiece and went out as Pauly D from Jersey Shore.

The many faces of Eddie Stone / Image: Shaun Proulx Media

This year a group of us are going as zombies.  Decaying, flesh eating zombies!  You better sleep with one eye open, or you may find me feeding on you!


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CONCERT:: Britney Does Toronto



REVIEW :: I was privileged enough to experience Britney Spears’ two-stop performance of her Femme Fatale Tour at Toronto’s Air Canada Centre this past weekend.

I know what you’re thinking: twice? In a row?

I would have thought the same thing about 48 hours ago, but please hear me out. This concert was one of the absolute best concerts I have ever seen, and I have seen plenty in my day. Spears was in top form as she went through a non-stop, almost two hour performance of a slew of her hits from the past decade and a half. She looked amazing, and had state-of-the-art technology incorporated into the set design, lighting, video screens, and stage itself. Laser-beam flashes, pyrotechnics, lifts, a movator, and flying set pieces, mixed with some unexpected celebrity appearances made the Femme Fatale concert one for the books.

From Jersey Shore fame, DJ Pauly D (Paul DelVecchio) got the crowd going (only Sunday August 14th), spinning some beats as people began to trickle in.  Teenage girls and their mothers alike were in a state of heat I’ve never experienced to that capacity. If you think that didn’t get the crowd excited, up next was Nicki Minaj, with her big, blonde wig that can be seen for days. Her high-energy, long-winded set made the crowd go nuts. She performed all of her top hits, and even brought out Toronto’s own Drake out for two songs. Immediately following her set, I was already drained and exhausted from it all. Spears hadn’t even made the stage yet.

Spears opens the night with a very visually-stunning video/light/smoke trifecta. She looks visibly healthier and happier this tour, seeming genuinely much happier to be performing again. Spears went through a vast majority of her hits, from her first album “…Baby, One More Time,” to her most recent studio album “Femme Fatale,” in a flawless sequence that left you at the edge of your seat. A storyline about The Sexy Assasin gave you something to watch while Spears was changing for the next section of the show. And she actually sang a majority of the songs live (due to a slip-up here and there). Some may argue that this is only because the Toronto shows were filmed for the tour DVD (to be released in November), and so she would have to go above and beyond her limits to impress the home viewers. More research needs to be done as to whether or not Spears does this in every show, or if she simply is much more comfortable singing live these days. Either way, Toronto captured Spears’ best live performances as of late. Spears’ dancing has also vastly improved since her last tour (The Circus Tour 2009), and it’s almost like she doesn’t stop moving the entire duration of the concert.   Although I wasn’t originally impressed with the set-list of the tour (see here), Spears amazed me with the song arrangements and interpretations. From trancy club hits, to Egyptian voguing, to R&B, to pure, fun pop – the show was a great mix of worlds. The stand-out performances on both nights were definitely “Up and Down,” “3,” “Gimme More,” “Womanizer,” and the very last song of the show, “’Till the World Ends” (where Spears is joined with Minaj).

It was definitely worth the double-viewing. Like most concerts these days, it’s hard to fully absorb the entire show in one sitting, but here are the things that you do remember from the concert that you may want to forget: Spears only recently cut Madonna’s “Burning Up” from the set-list. I was looking forward to this performance the most! Perhaps the large guitar that she rides while performing it was too large to tour with any longer, but it was disappointing to have no Madonna points of reference. Oh, wait: Spears clearly takes an entire Madonna performance from her Sticky and Sweet Tour 2008 with “How I Roll,” and basically recreates Madonna’s “Beat Goes On (featuring Kanye West and Pharrel Williams).” I guess that’s what happens when you work with Madonna’s long-time tour director/choreographer (Jamie King). There are also some filler songs on the set list that make you wonder why they were even included in the first place. “Piece of Me” and “…Baby, One More Time” were less than two minutes each, and didn’t serve any purpose in the concert whatsoever. She also cut the only ballad of the show short, “Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know,” which doesn’t leave too much of a gap between emotions. Nonetheless, the concert was very well-done, and I applaud Spears for her endurance, stamina, stage presence, live singing voice, and spectacular concert performance.

What made the night even better was how engaging Spears was with the audience. She threw out a couple “What’s up, Toronto?” ‘s and made sure to giggle, scream, and make sure we were paying attention to how hard she was working. She was in amazing spirits, and I wish this tour nothing but the best of success. If there was a third performance of the show tonight, I’d be there, too!

Philip Tetro is our resident Madonnaologist, and sometimes remembers that there are more musicians than Madonna out there. He is also a resident panelist on MTV’s 1 girl 5 gays.

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Jersey Shore Meets Miami Meets The Barn


Are you a fan of the trashtacular reality show, Jersey Shore? Is “fan” too strong a word? I agree. Let me rephrase: Do you watch the trashtacular reality show, Jersey Shore? That’s what I thought! The reason I’m asking is because on Saturday, August 7, 2010, Jersey Shore, Miami and The Barn are thrown in a blender and a fabulous There Goes The Neighborhood party is made! Hair poofs, chocolate-orange tans and debauched fist pumps are expected! We’re going to TGTN, bitch!

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I’m going to Jersey Shore, BITCH!


Jersey Shore has become a cultural phenomenon. If you haven’t seen the MTV reality show, I must ask this question: what’s wrong with you? If you love trash television as much as I do, you will fall in love with this show in the first minute! Here’s a quick synopsis. MTV put four guidos(young Italian men) and four guidettes(young Italian girls) in a house on Jersey Shore this past summer. In order to live, party, and find fuck buddies in Jersey Shore, the tanorexic kids must work at their landlords store. Heres the real synopsis: drunk 20 somethings with poor grammar looking to fuck.

One of the biggest criticisms the show has received is that it stereotypes Italians in a negative light. As an Italian myself, I could be offended by the stereotypes (tanned skin, hair gel, and fist pumping), but they originate from truth. Watching this show reminds me of my four years of high school. I was a guido at one point. Thankfully those days are over. My hair can breathe these days. Now, there is a whole new generation of guidos and guidettes out there and frankly they love the lifestyle! If they love it and see no problem with it, why should anyone else? I, frankly, can’t get enough of the trashy antics and are sadden that the show’s final episode airs Thursday night. Hopefully Snooki gets a spin off. PS. HERE IS A LINK TO A VIDEO YOUTUBE REMOVED THAT I ORIGINALLY HAD IN THIS POST. ENJOY! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4d2ebc8f52/alyssa-milano-s-evolution-jersey-shore

On the subject of TV, did anyone see the episode of The View last week when the ladies had a sexual health doctor on explaining the G spot? I have never seen Barbara so focused on an interview subject. She was leaning in, listening closely. You just know she was on the verge of screaming ‘WHERE IS IT?!’ Too much!

Be sure to come check out Fierce Fridays this week at 9pm at Zelda’s Living Well(692 Yonge Street) with myself and my drag mother, Miss Conception. We always have a fabulous time, so join in on all the fun!

Over at Zelda’s we also have a new Saturday night show starting Jan 30th called Spray Cheese Saturdays at 9pm. Its a drag show, game show, and talk show all rolled into one! It’s hosted by a new queen named Visa DeCline, a heavily medicated, botox happy socialite who is now broke and stuck hosting drag shows to make money. Every week she’ll invite queens from the street to come in and take on new names, personas, and set lists! This will be drag like you’ve never seen it before! So be sure to reserve your seat now!

Until next time…

With love and venom,

Heroine Marks

xoxo

 

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