If it were any other celebrity, I’d be disgusted and turned-off and just bewildered at such gross behaviour. But, it’s Madonna, and what she says goes. People keep arguing that the poor Italian man is just a fan, and how dare she be so cruel. Did you all forget? She’s the fucking Queen.

That is all.

Philip Tetro is our resident Madonnaologist. He, too, (now) loathes hydrangeas.

Since I’m pimping my videos, which I call experimental video instead of experimental theatre, I thought I’d through this recent one out. It’s my submission to win a free DVD from Kathy Griffin. Of course I can just by the damn thing, but this is such more fun. Of course it is probably NSFW