Last night I went to Mississauga.

Don’t worry, it wasn’t like I sneaked out or nothing. I was given a Gay Pass because I was going to see Joan Rivers with Shaun Proulx, Patrick Morano Brian Finch and a limo full of their friends. Hey, there’s strength in numbers and Joan Rivers or not, this was still Mississauga people! Well, she was rude, crude, insulting and said cunt twice in the first 10 minutes. I know, I think we got off easy too! She told us she hates dykes, Asians, ugly people (and no they’re not all the same! Necessarily). She said hateful things about the old, handicapped people, the poor, AIDS patients on disability and why celebrities support charities. And when it was all said and done she threw a pot of chrysanthemums at my head! It was the best night ever! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! I laughed so hard, I peed…which she also hated! If you’ve never seen Joan Rivers live, hurry up and do it before she changes her face again! Wait … is she here?