Rainbow Jars Photographed Exclusively for GGT 2.0 By Peter Tamlin (petertamlin.com)

I’m looking for a boyfriend. The power search engines options range from cock size, to preferred sexual position to amount of body hair.  Categories on your favorite gay dating/sex sites aside, what about things like tastes in cinema?  favorite wines?  fashion sense?

Where does an art fag like me to go to find compatibility? I’ve known long-term hipster couples who have broken up for little more than “artistic differences”! Bars aren’t an option either, with loud music, drinks and gyration, it’s hard to start a conversation, plus most times all the boys are in competition for that ONE cute boy.  How am I going to find out if he prefers Chekhov or Dostoevsky? No, I’ve come to accept bars are more for socializing with friends than pair bonding.

What about the good old fashioned pick-up? Nowadays if you even make eye contact (nevermind speak) directely to a stranger you might end up tazered, or arrested (yet ironically you may later end up trading “anonymous” cock pics some hours later on dudesnude….alas, it seems the interweb is the only place to go to meet cute atistic guys but what site has the right tempering of smarts, arts and hotbodies? FACEBOOK! (or at least untill they create fuckbook). So, I’m off to lurk artfags on this genuis of social mediums, page-by-page, the hard part is garnering the add, before i can stalk them and all there friends, wish me luck and dont forget to facefuck..oops i mean Facebook  me:)

Rainbow Jars: petertamlin.com