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MAN OF THE HOUR – MATT BARKER


We have every episode of 1 Girl 5 Gays on our DVR and are always surprised (and sometimes in awe) of the things that our Man of the Hour says! Meet the always controversial, Matt Barker!

 

JUST THE FACTS

I’m a Pisces.

I’m 21.

I was born on March 10th 1990.

I am an Entertainer, Club and Television Personality.

My fave colour: Black, Gun Metal Gray

Passion: Entertainment and Creative Expression

Fantasy entourage: Matt Sims, RuPaul, James St James, and Michael Alig

Turn-ons: Baseball Hats, Tattoos, and BMWs

Irresistible in a mate: Money, Maturity, and Independance

Phrase I most overuse: “Going through it” “Tranny” “Fierce” “Wherq”

Most people would be surprised to know I: am EXTREMLY sensitive

Fictional best friend: Don’t need one! My best friend is Matt Sims. He is my mentor and everything I need in a best friend.

Talent I wish I had: To Dance

When I order a cocktail I ask for: I don’t, I ask for Triple Vodka on the rocks

 

GUILTY PLEASURES

TV: 1Girl5Gays, Ancient Aliens, Golden Girls

Song: BLOW by KESHA

Greatest extravagance: Porn Culture

 

WEAR APPARENT

Jeans: Nudi Black Skinnies

Footwear: Army Boots of ANY make (except ALDO)

Watch: Michael Kors

Eyewear: Ray Ban or Prada

Casual: Ben Sherman head to toe

Formal: Fitted Jacked with my NUDI skinnies

Perfume / Cologne: WOOD by DSquared

 

BEAUTY DUTY

Shampoo: Tresume

Face wash: Don’t need it- my skin is flawless.

Moisturizer: -don’t use

Body Lotion: -don’t use

Indulgence: XY Skin Care

 

GOTTA GETTA GADGET

Gadgets I love and / or covet: Black on Black BMW, iPhone.

On my music player now: BLOW Kesha

I always PVR: CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

 

CULTURE VULTURE

Last book read: The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell

Last movie seen: HANNA

Last concert: – Never been to a concert

Last play: – I was in a play that I had to be completely naked in. I never watched it… and I never watch plays because I get to scared for them because I feel like they are going to screw up at any second.

 

OBSESSIONS

Current obsession: The Gym and Suppressing my appetite

Past obsession: My Boyfriend

Future obsession: My Career

 

CRYSTAL BALL

The next big thing will be: Pop Tribal music, and interactive parties that are connected to television and celebrity culture.

 

AND FINALLY …

Words of wisdom: This is going to sound SO cliché, but its something I live for. “Keep Dreaming and Keep Going”. Be strong and love everyone- even the haters.

 

 

I have been developing a weekly party at COBRA NIGHTCLUB [510 King W]. My party is called Z-list. It’s a WEDNESDAY night event that combines Straight and Gay into 1 Super power party. Z-list is easily one of the most talked about nights in Toronto and is quickly becoming a substitute for gays that have been apart of The Barn’s famous College Night Party. Gays are starting to venture to the west and I have a home ready for them. You can see photos at http://www.z-list.com.

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Weave Trumps Bikini Blonde


300trumpprejean051309Looks like Miss California has been Trumped. News just out says that Carrie Prejean – who became the unwitting poster girl for opposite sex marriage, setting off a firestorm of controversy in the midst of the Proposition 8 debacle – has gotten the big kiss-off from King Donald.

His Nibs says she’s been fired for not fulfilling her beauty queen obligations, missing engagements and not clearing other appearances through the omnipotent Trump.

Blonde Bimbo Trashed by Trump!

Fine, Prejean got hers in the end (insert joke here). I just find the timing interesting. Trump went to the mat for her over her views on same-sex marriage. Then wrapped her in his benevolence when those “artsy” photos of her emerged, but now that the Prop 8 storm has been quelled (for now), The Donald has decided to duck the dilemma of this ditzy dame.

I’m certainly not implying Mr. Trump is an opportunist. Wink. Wink.

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