
He was born with a caul, which just sounds too spooky to google. Regardless, Jeffery Straker, descendant of Beethoven, is our Man of the Hour, giving TMI by completing our infamous questionnaire:
JUST THE FACTS
I’m a: Gemini. There are so many ways I can be split in 2, I’m practically a dried wish-bone waiting for the snap.
I’m: 34 – and if you don’t believe me ask my therapist. She reminds me of it all the time. “lawts & lawts of time to sort this shit out….”.
I was born: Under a full moon, in a hospital run by nuns in a small rural Saskatchewan town. I was also born with a caul. (I know everyone will need to scramble to google to see what that means). When you find out you’ll say ‘gross’. But…..it’s supposed to be really lucky – like to the point of bringing ‘powers’… Louise (in ‘Gypsy’) was also born with a caul – just so you know. I keep ‘singin out’ to this day, due to mine. Ok – enough music theatre references. Note: I’ve not noticed any ‘powers’, other than being able to sneak my way into a pride beer garden like a black cat prowling at midnight.
I: Make music. Specifically: write songs, sing them, and play piano.
My fave colour: Baby blue.
Passion: Sneakers. Eating. One doesn’t require the other.
Fantasy entourage: Pippa Middleton, Miss Conception, The Queen mum ( I know she’s dead but it’s my fantasy so screw off), Rick Mercer, David Beckham, & endless gin.
Turn-ons: Gin. Someone who can drink it well.
Irresistible in a mate: Someone who can dig through Kensington Market shops with me for a whole Saturday.
Phrase I most overuse: I’M DYING!
Most people would be surprised to know I: Am actually a musical descendant of Beethoven. No lie!
Fictional best friend: Catherine O’Hara.
Talent I wish I had: Playing cello. There is something about it that just gets me. Might be the spread legs? Not sure.
When I order a cocktail I ask for: The bartenders’ phone number usually. Failing that: Gin (Gordon’s) & Tonic. Bombay is for wusses. There, I said it.
GUILTY PLEASURES
TV: Brothers and Sisters, AB FAB on DVD.
Song: ‘Tiny Dancer’.
Greatest extravagance: Bright sneakers, boots. Call me Imelda.
WEAR APPARENT
Jeans: H&M (whatever make snugs some ass).
Footwear: Converse & recently Adidas.
Watch: Got it at the bay – it’s shiny, no idea what it is.
Eyewear: Mikli
Casual: Jeans + tee = me.
Formal: Dress pants, shirt-tie, + vest, bright sneakers or riding boots (depending on the day).
Perfume / Cologne: Old spice body wash?
BEAUTY DUTY
Shampoo: I think it’s Pantene these days.
Face wash: Spectro jel.
Moisturizer: I use the same cream Shania uses. It was created for cow udders but works wonders on the skin!
Body Lotion: See above. Moooooooo.
Indulgence: Any eye cream with shiny packaging. I’m obsessed with packaging. And packages. But I digress.
GOTTA GETTA GADGET
Gadgets: A house just north of The Danforth – on Playter. OR a house in the West end on Rusholme. Either would be a great gadget to play with.
On my music player now: Regina Spektor.
I always PVR: I watch on my laptop.
CULTURE VULTURE
Last book read: Age of Persuasion (O’Reilly)
Last movie seen: The King’s Speech.
Last concert: Joel Plaskett at the Dakota Tavern on Ossington.
Last play: A rehearsal of ‘the tiki bikini paradise party a go-go’ coming up at this year’s Toronto FRINGE. Check it out!
OBSESSIONS
Current obsession: Prince Harry
Past obsession: Prince William
Future obsession: Porn
CRYSTAL BALL
The next big thing will be: Pippa Middleton hosting a Brit gossip talk show and dishing on the royals.
AND FINALLY …
Words of wisdom: Run time machine on your mac every other day. Amen.
Jeffery Straker CD release concert: June 22, 8pm, Revival – 783 College – Toronto
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