Oh Tiger, what a twisted tale you have…

Another day and another salacious report on the state of Tiger Woods: the bizarre car crash, the jilted, humiliated wife, the ambulance leaving the Tiger den with a “mysterious blonde”, the 11 (and counting) mistresses, the buddy who hooked him up, the alleged drugs, the alleged purchasing of sexual favours, the millions in endorsements. It’s a gossip columnist’s wet dream.

This story has hit the media like a tsunami and even makes diddling David Letterman look like a choirboy. It has become fodder for massive amounts of speculation from sports and news pundits and amazing material for late night comic monologues. Read the full story

Fundamentalist Christians. Right-Wing Neo-Cons. The Vatican.
Carrie Prejean. Gay Men.

Above is a short list of enemies of same sex marriage. Which one of those is making your eyebrows wiggle? Yea, I bet it’s the last one. Sure, there are the usual suspects who spout off about the ills, follies and dangers of same sex marriage. Yet, among the choir of puritanical Calamity Janes is a not-so-small group of gay men.

Turns out there are a cadre of queers out there that would rather gay marriage didn’t exist. I wonder how many of their signatures were on Prop 8? But I digress… Read the full story

Looks like Miss California has been Trumped. News just out says that Carrie Prejean – who became the unwitting poster girl for opposite sex marriage, setting off a firestorm of controversy in the midst of the Proposition 8 debacle – has gotten the big kiss-off from King Donald.

His Nibs says she’s been fired for not fulfilling her beauty queen obligations, missing engagements and not clearing other appearances through the omnipotent Trump.

Blonde Bimbo Trashed by Trump!

Fine, Prejean got hers in the end (insert joke here). I just find the timing interesting. Trump went to the mat for her over her views on same-sex marriage. Then wrapped her in his benevolence when those “artsy” photos of her emerged, but now that the Prop 8 storm has been quelled (for now), The Donald has decided to duck the dilemma of this ditzy dame.

I’m certainly not implying Mr. Trump is an opportunist. Wink. Wink.