Alright, there are a lot of people complaining that they find Twitter boring. And understandably. With only 140 characters to work with, it’s usually just the facts on Twitter.

I call it Facebook Lite. Twitter is like the Blackberry of social media while Facebook is the iPhone. No wonder long-winded, game playing Facebook types find Twitter boring. It’s just them and their friends. No distractions.

I say mix it up. Don’t follow your friends on Twitter! Most of them probably suck anyway! Start following the alphabet soup of celebrity lists. A, B, C and, yes, D-listers are SO gonna be more fun than your friends.

Trust me. This is why I follow Cher. On Twitter there’s no beads, no wigs, no makeup. It’s just Cher, and this bitch is crazy! Spelling mistakes and all!

- Richard Ryder is never boring on Twitter. (He spells right, two.)

We love our Man of the Hour as well as his memorable (and sometimes messy) MOJO TORONTO parties. Joey Viola is tickling us purple!

JUST THE FACTS

I’m a: Proud Taurus.

I’m (age): A quarter of a century.

I was born: 05/05/86 in Toronto, Canada.

I: Co-own MOJO TORONTO, an event and media company with my boyfriend.

My fave colour: Viola.

Passion: Life, Love, and Traveling.

Fantasy entourage: James Dean, Britney Spears, Batman, Harry Potter, Rachel McAdams, Francois Sagat, & the X-Men.

Turn-ons: My boyfriend.

Irresistible in a mate: His smile.

Phrase I most overuse: “Sooooo….”

Most people would be surprised to know I: have my 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

Fictional best friend: Bruce Wayne.

Talent I wish I had: A good singing voice, playing the drums.

When I order a cocktail I ask for: Rye & Ginger / Vodka-Soda-Bar lime.

GUILTY PLEASURES

TV: True Blood, Big Brother, The View, Family Guy.

Song: Britney Spears (and/or Bobby Brown) – “My Prerogative”.

Greatest extravagance: VEGAS!

WEAR APPARENT

Jeans: Diesel, Jack&Jones, Energie.

Footwear: I’m so addicted to shoes! I have too many favourites to pick just one.

Watch: Diesel, Bell & Ross, Esquire.

Eyewear: Aviators, please!

Casual: Vintage print tee, faded jeans, dog tags, and Converse.

Formal: Suit (pin stripped or solid), tie (patterned or solid but always with a pop of colour), my silver and onyx tie clip, dress shirt to match the tie but never taking away from it, gold ring, Esquire watch, and point-toed black dress shoes.

Perfume / Cologne: John Varvatos, DSquared Wood, Narcisso Rodriguez.

BEAUTY DUTY

Shampoo: Salon Shampoo.

Face wash: My boyfriend’s.

Moisturizer: Oil of Olay or Vitamin E cream.

Body Lotion: Vaseline Vanilla.

Indulgence: Hair product.

GOTTA GETTA GADGET

Gadgets (MP3 player / stereo / smart phone / sexy car) I love and / or covet: Blackberry, Green iPod Nano, Nintendo Wii.

On my music player now: Beyonce – “Schoolin’ Life”

I always PVR: True Blood

CULTURE VULTURE

Last book read: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows (again!).

Last movie seen: X-Men First Class.

Last concert: Rihanna’s “Loud” Tour.

Last play: Discharge by Tyson James & Paul Charbonneure at Toronto’s Fringe Festival.

OBSESSIONS

Current obsession: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2

Past obsession: X-men cartoon on FOX and Anne Rice novels.

Future obsession: Dark Knight Rises, iPhone 5, and Tumblr.com.

CRYSTAL BALL

The next big thing will be: Me! And Goolge+ (Google Plus).

AND FINALLY …

Words of wisdom: Success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success.

FML MONDAYS is a weekly Monday night Industry party brought to you by MOJO TORONTO taking place every week inside Vizion Lounge (above Fuzion Resto-Lounge & Garden) located at 580 Church Street in Toronto’s gay village.

Launched in November 2010, FML Mondays has become one the best weekly parties in Toronto! With a rotating DJ lineup, FML has showcased some of the Village’s best DJ’s, as well as up & coming DJ’s, and some international names such as Rachel Sehl & Toronto-based live-to-air DJ ViVi Diamond!

With our Industry drink specials, no cover (ever!), a characteristically beautiful venue, and the best DJ’s in and around Toronto’s gay village, FML Mondays is a guaranteed fabulous Industry party with a prescription for your Case of the Mondays.

This delicious D.J. set the mood for Shaun Proulx Media’s Pride by blasting the best beats in the parade. dj miss kittie is our Woman of the Hour!

JUST THE FACTS

I’m a (star sign): Cancer, baby!

I’m (age): 31.

I was born: Bad! JUST kidding!

I (occupation): DJ.

My fave colour: Black.

Passion: Music, health and fitness.

Fantasy entourage: The world.

Turn-ons: Sense of humour!

Irresistible in a mate: Smile, eyes.

Phrase I most overuse: “Ohhhhhhhh sh*tty mcwillikers!!!”

Most people would be surprised to know I: Played piano for 12 years and that I love to box.

Fictional best friend: My BlackBerry?

Talent I wish I had: Breakdancing!

When I order a cocktail I ask for: Ugh… to be honest, alcohol isn’t really my thing, so I never know what to ask for.

GUILTY PLEASURES

TV: Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

Song: Saint Etienne’s “Only Love Can Break Your Heart”.

Greatest extravagance: My Beatles memorabilia and my vinyl collection.

WEAR APPARENT

Jeans: Whatever’s clever.

Footwear: I prefer flats simply because I can “bruk” out better in ‘em!

Watch: I use my BlackBerry to keep time.

Eyewear: Armani.

Casual: I keeps it funky!

Formal: I hate getting uber dressed up. T’is not my style, really.

Perfume / Cologne: J-Lo’s Miami Glow.

BEAUTY DUTY

Shampoo: Pantene.

Face wash: Dove.

Moisturizer: I put Vitamin E oil on my face.

Body Lotion: This Vanilla Sugar Body Butter.

Indulgence: Ice cream and sushi!

GOTTA GETTA GADGET

Gadgets (MP3 player / stereo / smart phone / sexy car) I love and / or covet: Turntables, Mixer.

On my music player now: Black Milk’s “Losing Out” & Diplo/Douster’s “On”.

I always PVR: Say what?!

CULTURE VULTURE

Last book read: Carolyn Myss’ “Anatomy of Spirit”

Last movie seen: Bad Teacher

Last concert: Ringo Starr and his Allstar Band

Last play: I can’t even remember.  How terrible is that?!

OBSESSIONS

Current obsession: Muay Thai Boxing.

Past obsession: Collecting Beatles memorabilia, buying vinyl.

Future obsession: I just bought a portable record player, so I’ll probably be obsessed with buying vinyl again.

CRYSTAL BALL

The next big thing will be: Ask Dionne Warwick and her psychic friends.

AND FINALLY …

Words of wisdom: Honour oneself. Honour one another. Never compromise yourself, love yourself, and get to know yourself. I always say that the best relationship you could have is with yourself.

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This ShambledRambler is a Cancer, was born in Niagra and curses like a sailor. Kristen Goetz is our Woman of the Hour!

JUST THE FACTS

I’m a Cancer. Moody, stubborn, and infinitely awesome.

I’m 27.

I was born: In a distant galaxy. It’s called Niagara.

I write, create, and curse like a sailor.

My fave colour: Red.

Passion: I have a passion for passion itself. And Big Macs.

Fantasy entourage: Archie, Jughead, Betty, Veronica… yeah, I should’ve been born in Riverdale.

Turn-ons: Honesty, confidence, and someone that just friggin’ “gets it”.

Irresistible in a mate: A heartbeat. I find it very important.

Phrase I most overuse: “Ah, f$&@k”

Most people would be surprised to know I: am terrified of scary movies. I’m the biggest chickenshit. But I’ll still beat you up! Grr.

Fictional best friend: You. All of you.

Talent I wish I had: Either to be able to draw (I even suck at stick figures. Sticks are complicated.), or the ability to play any intstrument that I pick up. I’d be a one-chick band.

When I order a cocktail I ask for: Beer. Which is not a cocktail. But we can pretend, can’t we?

GUILTY PLEASURES

TV: Kardashians. Whichever ones. They make me feel better about being poor and smart.

Song: “I Whip My Hair Back & Forth”. Catchy summabitch it is.

Greatest extravagance: That hooker in Vegas. Um.. I mean… my TV?

WEAR APPARENT

Jeans: Old and ripped.

Footwear: Boot-tastic or dog-walk friendly.

Watch: Broken.

Eyewear: Does mascara count?

Casual: Nah, I like to be monogamous…

Formal: Prom dress. Still fits.

Perfume / Cologne: A discontinued vanilla that I’ve been hoarding over the years.

BEAUTY DUTY

Shampoo: Dove for colour-treated hair.

Face wash: Aveeno

Moisturizer: Dove or Neutrogena

Body Lotion: Ah, hell… I have a dept store worth. All kinds.

Indulgence: Conditioners. I collect ‘em like stamps. Or men.

GOTTA GETTA GADGET

Gadgets: I know most disagree, but I do like my BlackBerry. I just can’t type on those damn iPhones.

On my music player now: Radiohead and Faith No More.

I always PVR: Nothing. I don’t have one. Does downloading count?

CULTURE VULTURE

Last book read: re-read Chuck Klosterman IV.

Last movie seen: Clueless was on TV the other day. Oh, Cher.

Last concert: The Pack AD, but that was more of a “show”. Last concert? I couldn’t tell you the names of the bands.

Last play: I sadly can’t remember.

OBSESSIONS

Current obsession: Food! Beer!

Past obsession: Food! Beer!

Future obsession: Food! Beer! And maybe a dude.

CRYSTAL BALL

The next big thing will be: Me, baby.

AND FINALLY …

Words of wisdom: “Don’t make someone a priority if they only make you an option. They do this because they suck. And sucky people suck.”

You can find further nonsensical bullcrap over at my blog Shambled Ramblings. But only if ya wanna.

I know you have Grindr on your phone. Don’t even lie! So instead of feeling embarrassed, own the fact that you have the iPhone/BlackBerry application installed and get your butt to The Barn for There Goes The Neighborhood tonight! Meet fellow Grindr users and grind…together.