He sees himself dead in ten years, and from the looks of things it could be from smoke inhalation. Oh, and he sleeps with his best friends and cries over tequila too. All this and more as funny lad Darcy Michael is anointed our latest Man of the Hour, taking our TMI Questionnaire:
JUST THE FACTS
I’m: an Aries
I’m: 31
I was born: yes I was
I: get paid to talk about my feelings
My fave colour: too personal
Passion: sex and food
Inspiration: sex and food
My Canadian icon is: Darcy Michael
Fantasy entourage: Oprah, Ellen, Pierre Trudeau and a lot of weed
Fictional best friend: James Franco (only because I sleep with all my best friends)
Turn-ons: my best friends
Irresistible in a mate: a pulse
Phrase I most overuse: these handcuffs are tight
Most people would be surprised to know I: Usually have a better answer to questions like these
Talent I wish I had: singing
The celebrity I most closely resemble is: Kevin Smith
The one word my best friend would use to describe me is: asshole
My parents wanted me to be this when I grew up: happy
When I order a cocktail I ask for: tequila and a tissue for my tears
GUILTY PLEASURES
TV: Project Runway
Song: anything John Denver
Greatest extravagance: my terry cloth bathrobe – not expensive for me, but I’m sure it cost the hotel a lot to replace
Candy: Yes I eat it. I don’t discriminate against candy.
Last impulse-purchase: sage
Last regretted purchase: not enough sage
WEAR APPARENT
Jeans: anything I can make into shorts
Footwear: Adidas
Underwear: is for pansies
Watch: iphone
Eyewear: Marc Jacobs
Perfume / Cologne: Issey Miyake
BEAUTY DUTY
Shampoo: all natural
Face wash: lavender water
Moisturizer: homemade!
Body Lotion: ditto!
Indulgence: lube
GOTTA GETTA GADGET
Gadget I love: iphone
On my music player now: Jeff Buckley
I always PVR: The Good Wife
Best app ever: Scrabble!
CULTURE VULTURE
Last book read: Apollo 13
Last movie seen: A Single Man
Last concert: Matt Anderson
Last play: The Gayest Show On Earth
Last song sung in the shower: ‘Amazing Grace’ of course
OBSESSIONS
Current obsession: weed
Past obsession: weed
Future obsession: weed
CRYSTAL BALL
The next big thing will be: protesting
I see myself in this place in ten years: dead
AND FINALLY …
Words of wisdom: Be Free
Darcy Michael performs at Flying Beaver Pubaret Nov 4 & 5
