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MTV Canada released Britney Spears’ official The Femme Fatale Tour set-list today. I have never been more disappointed in a set list in my life. As someone who has followed iconic Divas all my life, I think I have a pretty good idea as to what works and what doesn’t work live. Please don’t get me wrong, I still don’t think Madonna and Cher know what the fuck they are doing in their live sets. They get it wrong all the time. From song performances at award shows, to a full-blown international tour, these bitches are dumb.

Let’s begin with Britney Spears. I know that most tours begin in promotion of brand new material and said brand new material will become the bulk of what’s performed in the new tour. However, I cannot imagine what Britney was thinking when, in less than three years, she’s gone on two huge world tours, and has neglected most of the songs that have made her who she is today. How dare she not perform “Sometimes,” a song that reflects insecurities and vulnerability that solidified me as a fan. How dare she not perform, “Crazy,” “Oops! I Did It Again,” “Not A Girl, No Yet A Woman”, “From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart,” and “Born To Make You Happy.” These songs made Britney’s early career and she’s completely forgotten about them in her touring and performances. And what about the songs that kept her afloat while she was semi-psychotic? “My Prerogative” and “Someday I Will Understand” have been murdered and neglected into music history. Britney has now become a marketing machine for work that she has little-to-no influence over. She’s been thrust into a world of electronic sounds (be them mediocre to “good” songs, at best), and is not touring for the fans, but for the money.

I am not defending Madonna’s set-list choices, either. Where has that bitch’s full “Something to Remember,” “Erotica,” “Bedtime Stories,” “Ray of Light,” and “American Life” tracks gone? Where has any non-Top-40 Sonny and Cher song been during Cher’s last three tours (which were all basically the same, with minor changes). And, not to mention well-known non-album, and B-Sides, too.

Fans don’t just want new material performed and fans don’t just want what was #1. We want the goods! There should be some sort of voting mechanism in place for tours, where fans can vote on what songs we want performed. We are the ones paying for tickets and paying for what we want, so why can’t we decide what we want to see? It’s up to us!

- Philip Tetro

UPDATE: Videos of Britney’s The Femme Fatale Tour have been flooding our inbox this morning, so we’ve decided to update Philip’s post with some BritBrit performances! – GGT

Intro

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“Hold It Against Me” and “Up N Down”

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“Gimme More”

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“Womanizer”

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“Toxic”

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“How I Roll”

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4 Comments For This Post

  1. Kent Says:

    This review made me laugh so hard. It’s seriously idiotic.

  2. Kent Says:

    I guess when you make 450 million dollars from your tour, you can comment on theirs.

  3. Zack Says:

    I agree with Kent. Also the show is supposed to be non-stop action with fast tempo music, all the songs you named were slightly slow or medium based tempo. People go to a Britney or Madonna show to be entertained, not to be sang to as though they were going to sleep in mothers lap. There are some better high energy choices, though she knew what she was doing with these songs. She has an extremely short amount of time due to sharing the stage with Nicki and the other group. She wanted to show case her new music and that’s what she is doing. This is in support of her new album, therefore she would only sprinkle in a few of her previous hit. She isn’t here to please just you, but everyone.

  4. FanOfMaddona&Britney Says:

    Seriously, Kent and Zack have it right. When you have so many hits, how does one chose which ones they do. You can’t please everyone. Al beit, Madonna is better at giving the fans what they want. Re-invention tour? Also, britney can’t really sing live, so who wants to hear britney lip sync slow songs. I want to see awesome choreagraphy to Britney Music, aka Circus–one of best choreographed shows I’ve seen.

    Although, having the fans vote on a few songs, isn’t a bad idea, not sure the logistics, but that is a good idea. I have a feeling the authors choices, won’t be chosen by britney fans, but since Madonna sings live (at least the slow songs), that would be cool. But, umm…Erotica songs were done with the Girlie Show, Drowned-World tour did bedtime story and ray of light – Reinvention – did American life…

    anyway…

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