So I am going to warn you. I am going to be discussing ladies, vag, and the philosophical merits and idea of having sex with said ladies and perhaps sex with their vags. So if you are one of those gays that finds talk of pussoir utterly offensive, please head over to your favourite x tube video and ignore this. It may be a boner shrinker for some, and may cause gagging for others (many of you won’t have gagged in a long time). Now to those of you who are still with me I would like to discuss the idea of lady sex.
So I have been working in a sex store for the past few months. And a good chunk of my co workers are women. And as women working in a sex store they are incredibly open and adventurous. As a sales person, I spend a good chunk of my time talking to women about their vaginas(I don’t care that according to my spellcheck the plural of vagina is vaginae), clitorises and g spots and what not. Between the being around beautiful women talking about fucking guys in the ass with strap ons and teaching women about their lady bits, I think I am getting Stockholm Syndrome.
Those unfamiliar with Stockholm Syndrome, it essentially boils down to when a hostage eventually shows loyalty to their captor. For references see Patty Hearst and Almodovar’s Tie Me Up Tie Me Down! All this time around women and talking about heterosexual sex has me contemplating trying it. I feel like a vegetarian working at the meat counter. I just think to myself, well I should just try it and see if I like it. I am a gold star homo after all. I’ve never gone past touching a breast. That was pretty much all for jokes. But would I be able to go through with it?
I did have several too many drinks and end up making out with a female co worker at a party with a group of co workers. I enjoyed it. But it didn’t make me hard. And it held pretty much no sexual desire. It was just something funny to do. Enjoyable, but still pretty much for shits and giggles. And I have had offers from that same female co worker to peg me. Pegging is when a woman wears a strap on and fucks a man in the ass. Would I enjoy bumsex with a lady? And would my enjoyment be sexual or like riding a rollercoaster?
I have crossed many a taboo in my short life. But never a woman. So I find myself asking: Would I be able to have sex with a woman? How about if she fucked me? And most importantly, is this curiosity something that has come about on it’s own or a result of some sort of vaginal stockholm syndrome? Am I Pussy Hearst?
