Happy Pride - You're Gonna Die!
Did everyone have a good Pride? I’m still recuperating. I think I’ll need another two weeks before I get my sleep schedule back on track.
Was it just me, or was this a “straight” Pride? There were so many straight girls wondering around Church Street with their boyfriends. A few wore signs that read “I’m not gay, but I’m proud.” I truly believe these girls just brought their boyfriends to the village so they could show them “If you don’t take the time to find my G spot, there are plenty of fish in the sea who will.”
Speaking about inappropriate things during Pride, did anyone else notice the funeral home booth set up near the corner of Church and Wellesley on Pride Sunday? What a buzz kill! “Happy Pride! You’re going to die.” I think Pride Toronto needs to make a lot of changes to their staff for next year. This year’s Pride had a low turnout of homos, and they’ll need a stronger leader to help bring back the homos who have strayed away due to the commercial aspects of what Pride has become.
Crews & Tango once again missed its ‘re-open’ date offered by many of the staff before Pride. The club’s doors have been closed for close to 10 weeks, leaving twinks and tranny-chasers to spend their pink dollars at George’s Play, Woody’s, and Buddies. It is a shame that the owners and management are being shady and leaving their employees in the dark. Many of these performers had given up Pride bookings under the impression that the club would be open in time for the big week long event. If it continues to stay closed for much longer, it will just add to the already growing condo debate.
Be sure to come check out Zelda’s Fierce Fridays with myself and the fabulous Miss Conception. We have $4 cocktails all night long and a Best Chest contest sponsored by 103 9 PROUD FM, St. Marc’s Spa, Miss C’s Closet, and Jockstrapcentral.com. Come celebrate the end of the week with us! Fun starts at 9pm at Zelda’s! No cover!
Until next time…
xo
Heroine Marks
